Using the word "dichotomy" makes me feel like Kevin Smith

My favorite thing about Yahoo! News is the dichotomy that you can get from randomly prioritizing headlines in a certain category, levels of irony a human editor with even the most rudimentary skills wouldn’t let pass. This struck me yesterday in the form of an article about poor Haitians literally eating dirt to survive and one about hand sanitizer not being as effective as commonly believed. Nothing beats today’s pair under Most Popular:

Vaccine for drug addiction could offer hope to users
Vending machines dispense pot in LA