Purple

I wore purple today.

I never really got behind any of these change your profile picture color to x for y cause, or wear x color for y cause days, but I gave this one a shot anyway. Given that the whole point (I think?) is to get people to ask why you're wearing an odd color shirt so you can direct them to whatever the cause of the day is, I think I failed. I interact with on average 4 people per day, and none of them said a word. I was especially out of place, since my only purple shirt is french cuffed.

The whole experience left me feeling sort of empty. I feel like I didn't accomplish anything. In fact I felt worse for trying to participate in what felt like an empty gesture. But I do care about the cause. Throwing money at a problem is perhaps nearly as empty a gesture, but it's something. Writing a blog post about it, also just a conscience soother? I guess. If you feel like doing something more than pulling a rarely worn article of clothing out of the back of your closet, you may find the following useful.

Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network

The Trevor Project

Bright side: I got to wear cufflinks.

sweaters

Back in the free wheeling Napster days of the interwebs, I found a recording of a live performance of Undone (the Sweater Song), one my favorite Weezer tracks. Actually I'm sure I found several, but this one in particular stuck with me. It replaced the odd dialogues that pass for verse with some spoken word poetry about... love? At least in part. It's been lost to the ravages of changing hard drives, but I found this service Grooveshark, which is very much the new Napster. On a lark, after getting El Scorcho stuck in my head this morning, and sure enough turned it back up again. I've had snippets of this poem stuck in my head from time to time for the last 10 years, so I've transcribed the whole thing for future reference. A quick google of the first line reveals it to be the work of one Tim "Speed" Levitch, famed NYC tour guide(?), who conveniently has his own wikipedia page.

(Aside: the same search reveals a Youtube video of same - it's not the original, and the guy covering it is both off key and got a large chunk of the words wrong. Not to say I'm 100% on what I've got below, but they're by far more right than his.)

And each of you is a reminder to the earth of what it's capable of

you are all the reasons, jumping, rational, lackadaisical, irrational

you are ceaseless sieges on the city of joy

the reason Agamemnon went to troy

you are you own gods

abase yourself

at the knees of yourself

intelligence is not a discipline it is an experience

allow it to explode

destroy buildings I'm sorry I hurt your feelings

did I lose that sweater? or did it lose me?

And language was invented so people could lie

don't just say I love you let your love perspire and fly

it is the most profound gymnastics and incredible calisthenics

let me pole vault you

let me cartwheel into your beauty in an ideal love affair

we never have to say "I love you"

stutter for "By the way, I love you"

Sweaters that are loneliness which is an delusion

sweaters that emasculate creating confusion

a giant repression melting into suppression

sweaters of lycra

sweaters of spandex

we don't need them

sweaters of knitwear creating the reason that Caesar went to Gaul

we don't need the sweater

walk through the sweater

the sweater that murders and marauds

the sweaters that take over our lives and remind us that we don't like the way that we walk

sweaters

walk through the sweater apocalypse and find your own warmth

Big Bang Theory Fail

Usually I just get silently (or loudly but briefly) pissed off at these things, but with TBBT they pride themselves on accuracy and Sheldon is supposed to be this infallible force of nature. On Monday's show Sheldon used the phrase "above the hoi polloi." Sheldon would know, as I do, that "hoi" is greek for "the", and is strictly unnecessary.

/geek out

One wall down, seven or ten to go!

Train Trip

Maybe I'll post pics from PAX this year, seeing as how we remembered to bring a camera this time. At the very least I have to share this one. Can you fit a 6 player game of Dominion into a sleeper car on a train? Hell yes you can!

Thing I got from PAX

• A hangover.
• A bunch of free t-shirts.
• A "1337" cap from Intel.
• Some sweet castles gear (not free).
• A lot of buttons.
• Some new friends.
• Some back talk from a Wizards rep.
• A great time at the concerts and the con in general.
• Maybe swine flu.

Omegathon final. Close to my heart.

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[blank] you I won't do what you tell me

Dear American Radio,
Please stop playing the subsection of Killing In The Name Of that your corporate overlords will allow you to spin. You get my hopes up, and then they're dashed.

That is all.

Drink up, comrades!

10,000 days

Today I am ten thousand days old. This seems significant.

Lammas

Today is the festival of Lammas, where we celebrate the star of Falcon Crest.

The Associated Press: Calif. teen youngest to sail solo around world

The Associated Press: Calif. teen youngest to sail solo around world: "'We wouldn't be a family if it wasn't for our lord Jesus Christ,' he said, pointing up to the sky as the crowd yelled 'Jesus!'
...
"I'm hoping to set off on my next adventure soon — Mt. Everest or down to the Arctic Circle," Sunderland said."

OK, first, where did they find a crowd that was so into god that they "yelled 'Jesus!'"?

Second, for a kid who sailed around the world, his geography isn't all that sharp. Oddities of Maine and map projections aside, who the hell refers to North as down? And this is me being picky, but he does know he can't sail to Mt. Everest, right?

That kid is back on the escalater again!

Zee Goggles, Zhey Do Nossing!

Light Up Goggles - More DIY How To Projects

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon - Project Natal Demo (6/1/09) - Video - NBC.com

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon - Project Natal Demo (6/1/09) - Video - NBC.com

This looks surprisingly better than I thought it would. Watch the whole thing. Their little "We want to be the Wii" breakout game in the beginning is what I was expecting. Functional controls for games that were not built with this in mind, like Burnout as they show at the end, makes this actually interesting.

Spelling Bee

The Spelling Bee is on today - I suppose it's over by now, but we're watching it as per usual for most live events on tape delay.

One of the words in the semi's this morning was "Santeria". I was hoping beyond hope that Dr. Jacques Bailly would read out the sample sentence, in his iconic monotone as "I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball".

The kid got it wrong.

Amazon.com: MHP The Sandler All Wood Coffin Kit: Health & Personal Care

Amazon.com: MHP The Sandler All Wood Coffin Kit: Health & Personal Care

Erin left this open in Firefox. Should I be watching my back?

Bacon cookies!

Running Wk 5

I only got 3 runs in this week. But! I've extended my run by an extra quarter mile or so. I'm very happy with this.

Trek

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'

Really looking forward to this.